Games Not the Vase

Not the Vase

A smug orange cat, a table full of breakables, and you. Catch him red-pawed.

In developmentAndroid first, iOS laterArcade
COMING TOGoogle Play

A look inside

Screens from the current build. Things will keep changing until launch.

How it plays

  1. Watch him wind up

    Biscuit picks a target and gets ready. Tail up means he means it. Tail down is a bluff.

  2. Tap the moment his paw lands

    Get the timing right and you catch him red-pawed. That's where the big points are.

  3. Too early, too late

    Tap too soon and he swats it anyway. Too late and you have to rescue whatever he pushed.

  • Zoomies. Sometimes he just runs. Everything on the table gets nervous.
  • Three moods. Playful, Menace and Feral. Pick how much trouble you want.
  • One finger. Every catch is a single tap.
Close-up of Biscuit, an orange tabby, eyeing a glass on the table

The cat

Meet Biscuit

Orange tabby. Slow blinker. Holds strong opinions about where your things belong, which is on the floor. He isn't mean. He's just very sure he's right.

Questions

When is it out?

We're finishing it now. Android first, then iOS.

What about my data?

The game’s full privacy policy, including how its ads work, will be on the Not the Vase privacy page before release.

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